So one day, all the animals of the animal kingdom gathered to prove who had the best love of all.
The lions said, well we have the best love because we are like kings and queens.
The dolphins said, no we do because we have the most fun playing around.
The monkeys, disagreed arguing we are the most like humans so we have the closest thing to love.
The elephants, trumpeted the loudest over all the chatter saying we have the BIGGEST love.
The snails, squirmed and whispered well we have the slowest love.
The cheetahs, purred saying well we are all about the CHASE.
Finally, the goldfish bloop blooped. And said smiling to each other. Well, with all this going on. No one will ever know, that everytime I bloop, I am actually blowing a kiss thinking of you.

AWW.